There have been a few things recently that have made me giggle ~ but none of them were elaborate enough to create an entire post, so I thought I'd do a compilation of them:
Two guys walking by the Thames, one was English, one was not. Non-English guy says "Oh, so in North London?" English guy says " No, no, not North London, OOOP North!!"
Saw a guy on the tube this week, he looked 20-something, he was wearing boat shoes, tight-ish cream dockers rolled up a couple of turns at the bottom (I kid you not), a plaid shirt over a t-shirt, and he had all these bands on his wrists ~ looked almost like those metal snap-around things, and a big, chunky, brightly colored watch band. OH! and he had James Dean hair! It occurred to me that he probably looked ok out with his friends, but all alone on the train he looked really out of place!
Speaking of guys on trains ~ there was one last week... sheesh! Older guy (50's??) wearing lilac trousers, (yep, you read that right) pink socks (and I don't mean pale pink either!) with a green and orange plaid shirt. I was trying to read but kept finding myself just staring at him... lol... how the hell do people leave the house thinking they look ok????
The rest are random things my son has said, he cracks me up regularly, but this week he has been on fire! lol...
"Hey, eating a piece of cake is a piece of cake!"
"Did you try the vanilla milkshake, Mum?" Then EXACTLY as I took a sip "you drink it and its good and then after a second it FIRES all the vanillaness at you!!"
"We have a class pet now! There's this fly and he comes in the classroom every day and flies around ~ we called him Steve" This story in particular had me in hysterics ~ just the way he said it, so matter of fact with this big grin, it was sooo funny!
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